Post by Admin on Apr 19, 2020 19:01:12 GMT -6
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Weights
Light Weights
Training weights for your discomforting pleasure. Reduces your strength through its weight by 10%, but increases your maximumer gains by the same amount, bro. What? A bro accent? I never had one of those. (Effectiveness runs out at 50,000 PL) [5,000z]
Medium Weights
Brah, heavier weights. Weights heavy 'nough for you tah feel it brah. Gets ya down by 25% but it nets yah even bigger gains brah. Like, 25% more gains bruh. What? No, I don't have a bro accent, I'm swear! (Effectiveness runs out at 120,000 PL) [15,000z]
Heavy Weights
Dude brah, dude, brah, these are the beefiest weights you'll ever see brah. Bruh, BRUH, 50% EXTRA GAINS BRUH. Might get'cha down just as much d'oh, brah. Is this annoying? What I do for the sales, jeez... (Effectiveness runs out at 210,000 PL) [25,000z]
Light Weight Armor Implants
The smallest set of weights that can be implanted into your personalized armor, no matter what brand, company, species, or anything! Due to cutting the costs, it can only function at decreasing your power level (and subsequently increase your power level gains by) 5%, but they also are able to work with any clothing or armor you may purchase or thus acquire. These lose their effectiveness past 50,000 Power Level, and become useless. [2,500z]
Large Weight Armor Implants
The largest set of weights that can be implanted into your personalized armor, no matter what brand, company, species, or anything! Due to cutting the costs, it can only function at decreasing your power level (and subsequently increase your power level gains by) 15%, but they also are able to work with any clothing or armor you may purchase or thus acquire. These lose their effectiveness past 90,000 Power Level, and become useless. [10,000z]
Property
Small Business
A small, hometown-style business. Sell lemons, cookies, souls of the damned, iced tea, even your own, personally-cooked food in a hyper-mobile stall, who cares? Its your own business, anyway, what with all 10% of extra profits you're getting. [10,000z]
Average Shop
What the --? You're becoming successful, with 25% extra Zeni profits to boot? Well shoot, get yourself an upgrade! Rake in the profits while you can, don't forget where you started too, or else all those souls you sold will come back to haunt you! [30,000z]
Corporation
Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, you're becoming competition to a branch of Green Glove! Stop that! How did you get that deed?! We never sold you that! When did I sign that?!! No, not 50% extra profit! [50,000z]
Monopoly
You did it. You control the market in... whatever you sell. All profits are naturally doubled (100% extra Zeni) from your overwhelming success. Congratulations, I submit to my defeat. [100,000z]
Dojo
You fancy yourself a martial artist, eh? Very well. If you're really hot stuff, then build your own dojo and teach some people. Get a few uniforms, make some fancy-schmancy techniques or whatever. Show me you actually deserve this deed. [50,000z]
Medicine
Sensu Bean
Miracle beans from an unknown source. They say it recovers your energy and stamina immediately after chompin' on it, by 50% too! Crazy, innit? I don't believe it, but hey, whatever makes a profit. [1,000z]
Cybernetic Upgrade
Hey, is that... uh, an arm you're missin'? Well first off, oh dear god! And second off, take one of these here arms. While you're at it, take another mechanical limb just in case. They'll come in handy if you lose any more. (Replaces a dismembered limb permanently) [7,000z]
General Medical Bag
Remember those arms and legs I gave you before? No? Fooey, doesn't matter I guess, but hey this medicinal bag will keep you conscious after losing those there limbs! It'll give you a quick rush of adrenaline, too, netting you 20% temporary stamina once applied. Seems great, don't it? [15,000z]
Alpha Series Combat Kit
Hey, you ever felt like not dying before? Me too, and with this extra-fancy bag of wonders, you can just LIVE! Live with just a smidgen of health, prob'ly like 1% or somethin'. Gotta warn you though, physical problems don't give you the full luxury, so make you at least get electrocuted or somethin' instead of getting bitch-slapped through eternity, you get me? (Survive at 1% HP if used immediately after a non-physical, deadly attack) [50,000z]
Light Weights
Training weights for your discomforting pleasure. Reduces your strength through its weight by 10%, but increases your maximumer gains by the same amount, bro. What? A bro accent? I never had one of those. (Effectiveness runs out at 50,000 PL) [5,000z]
Medium Weights
Brah, heavier weights. Weights heavy 'nough for you tah feel it brah. Gets ya down by 25% but it nets yah even bigger gains brah. Like, 25% more gains bruh. What? No, I don't have a bro accent, I'm swear! (Effectiveness runs out at 120,000 PL) [15,000z]
Heavy Weights
Dude brah, dude, brah, these are the beefiest weights you'll ever see brah. Bruh, BRUH, 50% EXTRA GAINS BRUH. Might get'cha down just as much d'oh, brah. Is this annoying? What I do for the sales, jeez... (Effectiveness runs out at 210,000 PL) [25,000z]
Light Weight Armor Implants
The smallest set of weights that can be implanted into your personalized armor, no matter what brand, company, species, or anything! Due to cutting the costs, it can only function at decreasing your power level (and subsequently increase your power level gains by) 5%, but they also are able to work with any clothing or armor you may purchase or thus acquire. These lose their effectiveness past 50,000 Power Level, and become useless. [2,500z]
Large Weight Armor Implants
The largest set of weights that can be implanted into your personalized armor, no matter what brand, company, species, or anything! Due to cutting the costs, it can only function at decreasing your power level (and subsequently increase your power level gains by) 15%, but they also are able to work with any clothing or armor you may purchase or thus acquire. These lose their effectiveness past 90,000 Power Level, and become useless. [10,000z]
Property
Small Business
A small, hometown-style business. Sell lemons, cookies, souls of the damned, iced tea, even your own, personally-cooked food in a hyper-mobile stall, who cares? Its your own business, anyway, what with all 10% of extra profits you're getting. [10,000z]
Average Shop
What the --? You're becoming successful, with 25% extra Zeni profits to boot? Well shoot, get yourself an upgrade! Rake in the profits while you can, don't forget where you started too, or else all those souls you sold will come back to haunt you! [30,000z]
Corporation
Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, you're becoming competition to a branch of Green Glove! Stop that! How did you get that deed?! We never sold you that! When did I sign that?!! No, not 50% extra profit! [50,000z]
Monopoly
You did it. You control the market in... whatever you sell. All profits are naturally doubled (100% extra Zeni) from your overwhelming success. Congratulations, I submit to my defeat. [100,000z]
Dojo
You fancy yourself a martial artist, eh? Very well. If you're really hot stuff, then build your own dojo and teach some people. Get a few uniforms, make some fancy-schmancy techniques or whatever. Show me you actually deserve this deed. [50,000z]
Medicine
Sensu Bean
Miracle beans from an unknown source. They say it recovers your energy and stamina immediately after chompin' on it, by 50% too! Crazy, innit? I don't believe it, but hey, whatever makes a profit. [1,000z]
Cybernetic Upgrade
Hey, is that... uh, an arm you're missin'? Well first off, oh dear god! And second off, take one of these here arms. While you're at it, take another mechanical limb just in case. They'll come in handy if you lose any more. (Replaces a dismembered limb permanently) [7,000z]
General Medical Bag
Remember those arms and legs I gave you before? No? Fooey, doesn't matter I guess, but hey this medicinal bag will keep you conscious after losing those there limbs! It'll give you a quick rush of adrenaline, too, netting you 20% temporary stamina once applied. Seems great, don't it? [15,000z]
Alpha Series Combat Kit
Hey, you ever felt like not dying before? Me too, and with this extra-fancy bag of wonders, you can just LIVE! Live with just a smidgen of health, prob'ly like 1% or somethin'. Gotta warn you though, physical problems don't give you the full luxury, so make you at least get electrocuted or somethin' instead of getting bitch-slapped through eternity, you get me? (Survive at 1% HP if used immediately after a non-physical, deadly attack) [50,000z]