Dressed for Fun

Walking through he busy streets of North City, Naomi grumbled to herself. Thinking she would have been done with the cold  after escaping the ever expanding vacuum of space. "This better be some great fuckin' cocoa..." She grumbled, strapping a rectangular sheet of metal, roughly the size and thickness of a book to her belt. Emblazoned with a skull with a pair of stars for eyes. Spending some time wandering, by the time she had made her way to the pub, the young woman was seen shouting at a passerby as she opened the door. "I WAS JUST ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS. I'M NOT PAYIN' YOU A SINGLE  ZENNY. ASSHOLE." Bellowed Naomi, going to slam the door. But remembering she was in public, and begrudgingly closing it slowly. Glaring at anybody who stared at her outburst.

"What!?" She yelled, glaring back at them, sticking her tongue out as she pulled her eyelid down and flipped them off. Before sitting down with her long term friend. "Everyone was busy, so they couldn't come..." She sighed, "Mom had work, and the guys at The Junkyard are headed to Hubcap's  bar mitzfah"

"So you just got me to deal with, not that you mind. Right?" 

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While slowly taking her small decorative fork from the table, Naomi would sink the side slowly into the ice cream and fudge chocolate cake, watching the brown exterior slightly jiggle as she was able to experience a childish joy from the stretch of the fudge.
There was nothing that could be compared to this stretch except for her own personal grilled cheese with seven types of the cheese itself, a greasy little super experiment that she would be happy with every single day.

Yet as she would let the fork hit its epicentre with the stretch having fallen down to the small plate as she would feel the tender chill on her lips, tenderly touching it at first to get a slight taste before chomping down on it, she was left drifting in space for a moment.
Gazing towards a large planetoid of ice cream that slowly cracked open as it revealed a large core of chocolate fudge that simply overwhelmed her entire body before she was snapped back to reality.
Left gasping for breath for a moment as she was missing something...

There was another flavor that she just couldn't put her finger on, as she would think for a clear moment before then realising that this wasn't just chocolate fudge and ice cream, that bastard of an old lady had tricked her.
As the minty fresh assault of Mint chips in the ice cream itself had made themselves present afterwards.

If this was a war, just this ice cream fudge cake itself would have won the entire thing, she would have been shot in the back and fallen into their trap with nowhere to go as her hand was trembling upon finishing that...

This wasn't the last one, this was a three-course recipe for disaster. A veritable apocalypse of deliciousness.
He wasn't making her test one item on the Menu to confirm if it was good or not, No.

He was making her test three at the mere first moment...! But... What was the smart idea to follow up with!?

After a solid minute of intense thinking, it hit her. Naomi reached over to grab her friend by the wrist. "How the hell weren't you gonna invest in this place earlier!? What're you fuckin' stupid!?" She spoke in a firm, yet aggressive whisper.

"This old lady is  clearly a fuckin' treasure, and you're only just now considering investing!?"

While Naomi was having a fair amount of fun spending her time just watching the boy going to buy the item… Well?

Her mind froze for a bit as she realised just how large the shop was that he was going to buy, the amount of money that he needed and the fact…

It wasn’t even an item as she would soon spend to ponder on what to call it before then realizing that the name of the item was property! Having that bit of knowledge shoot into her own head as she just stumbled upon it by falling down multiple stairs in a cascading pattern of luck, she would soon just nod for a few seconds.

Yet as she was pondering this, placing her eyes towards the wall that had the door he soon vanished behind while picking up these cream puffs and doing her cursed test of using a nail to slice along the crumbly top before splitting it open to check the insides out, disappointed at the fact that she was ruining one already before noticing that she was right…

It wasn’t just a soft, creamy cream inside of the cream puff itself, instead it had small, thinly sliced cuts of strawberry in it too, small enough for when a kid would suck the cream out of the delicate pastry, that it wouldn’t shoot down the wrong hole as easily or cause them to choke.

It was handcrafted with a strange amount of affection as she soon squished the two sides back together, placing the puff to her own lips as she felt it press against her tender lips, squishing lightly as she had the slight hint of strawberries and spring come across herself.

Spreading her tender lips open, slowly moving her tongue underneath the puff to move it slightly closer as her fingers playfully kept it away.

The soft shine of her lip balm reflecting with the almost western styled fan that hung from the ceiling that was shining light down as she was moving one leg over another, as she leaned backwards to enjoy this food before trembling upon the chilly bite at first.


The soft pieces of strawberry coated with a thin layer of caramel as if to add an extra crunch for people who were enjoying the chew just as you were before that soft, ribbon like texture of the outside almost fell apart into your mouth making it a concoction that was dragging you down into an abyss of fluffiness, falling from block of strawberry to block of strawberry.

Slight twitches of her body becoming visible as she would find herself carrying a vague blush as she loved these little bastards, thowing one into the air, attempting to have it land into her mouth before a mound was visible above as she would pull herself away from the chair, standing up straight as another woman looked her straight in the eyes.

Holding a small bottle that was labelled with a few unreadable words, she saw the cream puff sit on her chest as she had to obtain a few ideas quick on what she was planning to do as the woman would freeze up entirely.

Especially when this stranger that just threw a cream puff on your cleavage walked up and snatched it from your chest and slowly pushed it into her own mouth, soon showing her canines as she crunched through it as you both stood there, time seemingly slowing down before the woman wanted to make an excuse as you knew much better.

No! The fantastic Naomi! Matchmaker for Tim and Rocker and allowed them to fall in love knew exactly what was happening as she would move forwards to the woman, kicking her swiftly in the back of the knees while moving the extra chair towards her behind, surprised that she didn’t even voice a single complaint with the wings that were stuck to her back simply becoming… Much more eye catching than Naomi had admitted before.

“No worries! I know exactly what you want!”

“I…”

As the voice of the woman was tender, as if it wasn’t used too often, Naomi knew instantly that she shouldn’t just let a woman with some throat issues talk that easily before grasping the bottle that she had been carrying around from the man himself as you used it before on Rocker and Tim to let their marriage go well as they were nervous!

“Throat troubles huh? Rough... If you want to really spice things up, you gotta take a drink of... Whatever this is!” as she grasped the glass of milk that was on the table before sliding it over towards the fluffy winged lady and placing the bottle on the top.

While the winged lady, who was being thought of as fluffy looked in confusion at first, wanting to complain about what was happening, she realized that naturally she was outmatched, of course that little bugger would have a stronger guard than he was himself.
Why did she not consider it in the slightest!?
Of course she was sent off to her own death as she simply accepted her fate as she was planning to throw a dagger towards the fucker walking out after having downed the glass…

Yet, What she didn’t expect was to have her entire body fall onto the little fellow, an awkward hiccup being heard as Naomi knew what she had given her!

The juice of courage! Alcohol itself!

Always carry a strong bottle with yourself!

“Oi, Sam!” Naomi would say, once again causing one cream puff to vanish with awkward notions from the crowd around her as she would glare at some people overreacting about her style of eating little pastries. "HEY, IF ANY OF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH HOW I EAT WE CAN FUCKIN' TAKE IT OUTSIDE, ALRIGHT!?" She growled, before taking a moment to calm down and turn to her friend

“Maybe we should take this chick with us, seems like she's interested in helpin' and testing out some more bottles for us” As she clinked the empty glass of milk against an empty bottle.

Prompting a silent whimper of foreboding from their new "friend"...

As the little man had pushed past her, two bottles stuck in her mouth as she was forced to drink the liquids before small sparks started to be felt through her body, initially from within her heart as she would feel warmer and warmer…

She was always told to not drink experimental drinks as one would expect, slowly bringing her body upwards, feeling the two bottles leave her mouth emptily before clicking onto the ground and shattering into small fragments of energy, cracking and separating with ease as you didn’t even know what was in these potions yet you were happy that they existed…

Your wings slowly sprouted from your back as they grew larger and larger as you felt your weapon be crumpled between your hands as the once slender arms started to gain mass, becoming a visible weapon themselves as you didn’t need to be equipped to deal with enemies anymore.

Your thighs in their decorative stockings slowly started to tear as you made your way towards the woman who had captured your target as you would grasp him by the neck, wanting to say a few words before simply clicking with your tongue as you felt like she was losing before noticing the size difference.

Naomi noticing how she simply stepped to her side, bumping her onto the table with her thighs before walking outside, teaching her that she was the superior one at this point before carrying the man outside by the scruff of his shirt, slowly making certain that he was able to watch her abilities improve as she spread the wings completely in the snow, winter wonderland of the north city, even in the summer in these cities the streets were coated with a white bed as you didn’t feel cold and empty for once as everything was warm and fluffy.
Bubbling inside of you even before something became obvious, not to this woman.

But to Naomi.

As Naomi simply rushed outwards, cracking the table that she stood on as her eyes were speeding up their processing power for a moment, shooting her hand forwards towards the door, grabbing it strongly before catapulting herself outwards, leaping of the ground at the edge of the door before sliding her body between her wingtop and neck, almost throwing her down to the ground with her chest striking the back of the woman her head as she started to swear.

“Hey, c’mon. I can’t fly that easy y’know!” Spoke Naomi, “Besides… Do you have any idea…”

She wasn’t going to let this happen and lose somebody she befriended. “How rude ditching somebody is!?” She growled, as she grasped the woman’s hair, dragging it to the ground before sliding her forwards as she started running across the ground until enough snow had packed onto those wings to prevent her from flying.
Having caused a few people to step outside, she would soon take her palm, striking the woman in the face before she looked in shock. “Stay grounded, we’re having fun ri-”

Absolute shock filled the avian woman’s body. before bashing her own forehead against Naomi's face, starting to slap her in the face too before grasping her hair to cause some pain to her...

“You… BITCH” Roared Naomi, what looked to be a myriad of stars surrounding her fist, that promptly collided with the woman’s face.

Although many people were panicked at first of these two ladies fighting with power much stronger than most were to admit, many people simply… sat there as they watched these two ladies pick up the fight that spanned several hours.
The snow slowly started to fall down as the boy was buried upside down in the snow after a solid ten minutes of fighting with each other as the two were left panting and exhausted…

Noticing that the boy was buried and wounded from their own actions…!

As the two ladies noticed this, instead of continuing the fight, they would start to get closer and instead of continuing the fight, Naomi would be left by having herself rush towards the boy having said an explanation of forgiveness to the person before a single old man walked onto the field.

Clapping his hands and starting to let out a bouldering laughter.

“It seems that this fight has concluded and I am going to grant the winner of this battle, both of them the trophy of Cat Fighting!” as the uncle who had a little band telling others that he was the ‘president’ of this city simply handed them both a cat fighting trophy…

An actual trophy for the best two lady fighters in a snow area…

Causing their ‘shock’ and ‘panic’ to turn into strange looks of…

“I don’t…” Spoke the bird

“Hmm, nah. I don’t need this! Here!” Naomi spoke over her, handing her the trophy.

Shocked as they both simply got shaken out of their heated attitudes, almost as if they were called back to reality before then walking closer to the old uncle himself.
Accepting the trophy as Naomi passed it to the bird, as she would… Have the first thing she earned by fighting for herself.
Instead of somebody else that told her to fight for them…

“Thank… you…?” Said the winged woman, incredibly confused by the events that unfolded. Only to receive a shrug from Naomi. “Shit happens. Work on your arms though, that punch of yours is pretty weak y’know.”

Watching the dagger melt, while the boy ran away, the rushing emotions that went through their heads were intense, as a split second was all it took for confusion and worry to become apparent before then they felt anger.

Anger, intense, thousand fold anger as the avian woman, Monet would let out a booming shriek towards the enemies, as the mechanical equipped fuckers would just laugh at her as feathers began to raise up around her.

Hired for the sake of assassinating these people, she was just used at her final chance to draw them all in and create a location where she could be killed off along with the other two!?
This was unfair, infuriating, it was almost as if somebody placed a clamp onto her head at the beginning, when she was just confused, but this time, her fragile mindset was shattered before her eyes went dark.

Simply taking a soft breath as she would stretch her body upwards, not slumping over anymore before taking a few feathers from the air, not even winching as they slowly returned with an increased growth rate before the feathers became razor sharp as Naomi already was dashing forwards.

Having her foot kicked off the ground for a split second, Naomi was barrelling through the snow with no restraint as she soon had her clenched fist land onto one of the mechanical creatures' faces.
The red eyed fucker laughed at the lack of strength before then watching another woman rush forwards with her wings, flying quickly as he would raise his arms to try and prevent her from dealing a blow at his weak points.
Not expecting them to take advantage of Naomi who was held in a straight shot with her fist still touching the face of the robotic bastard..

It was at this point that the wings that were spread wide while she was closing in would clump back together as she jumped upwards with another woman with glasses became visible from behind her, the both of them jumping forwards performing a kick towards the extended leg of Naomi.

Both feet crashing into hers as her leg crumpled up with elasticity for a moment before making its way upwards, travelling like a cannonball shooting through a barrel before a heavy impact was heard as the person had his face crumple heavily before smashing against the ground as the other two Robots would simply laugh at this simple movement that had managed to knock him down before they synced together almost perfectly for a moment.

"God, it's been FOREVER since I got to let loose..." Grinned Naomi, placing a hand on her shoulder and rotating it to limber up.

As small sharpened feathers being thrown forwards as the robot was flying backwards with the Red haired lady rushing forwards while nodding towards Naomi as they were both in a seething rage before grasping each other's hands, clasping their hands together before the red haired lady spoke with a large smile.

“I don’t mind sharing the other fuckers.” Red spoke, before kicking of the ground as she slid her arm into a lock with Naomi her arm, both of them stopping in place before Naomi started to swing her around, keeping her stretchiness to a minimum before then swinging her from her back to her front in a downward arc as she stopped restraining herself.

The arm rapidly extended as the other two robots looked in surprise for a solid few seconds before attempting to dash in, as a large cluster of feathers would stop them in their tracks, each aimed at their fuel locations if they had continued the dash as the blue eyes that Monet had became blood red.

"Scanning..." Monet said coldly, continuing to seek out various weak points with her shots.

More feathers visible between her fingers as she slowly started to march forwards, as she knew what she was going to do.
She didn’t need money anymore, she didn’t need to sit in their silent boxes to just cry to herself as she was forced to do crimes just to be able to pay bills.
She was going to go clean, she was going to get a nice house on the snowy hills, she was going to live a happy life.

While at the same time that this happened the swinging arm that was slamming downwards carrying the red haired lady that had barged herself into the fight, tightening her muscles as she landed with both of her heels onto the robot itself, crashing and crumpling it down to a flat penny before having it explode upwards, pushing her clothes upwards as she nearly had her sweater be blown away, with her... intense figure heaving for a moment as she would laugh loudly, taking the flames themselves with a single hand as she then gave a single kiss towards it before it lit a brilliant deep red as she placed a cloak behind her back made of the fires of their now eliminated assistant.

“ Cast in the name of god... GET FUCKED“

Before she would then take a single step away from the robot, Naomi wanting to rush in to look cool before it all went sky high, causing all houses in this small village to tremble as wooden tiles on the roofs started to be shot into the distance, before another lady was busy flailing her arms flying.

Yet, The bird who was shown that explosion behind her, as she saw the ground colour red, knew that they weren’t invincible anymore as she slowly started to walk forwards, having her hands clench harder as her knuckles turned white.
Her fingers starting to dig into her own palm before she would then realise that the people would just see her as another killer this way.

“I am the silent death of the night, part of the rangers of love and justice, taken from my desire to be a housewife”

Before she was interrupted before she could admit something she wouldn’t and would regret for the rest of her life as another lady was busy shouting in the sky something akin to the lines of.

“The driving force of happiness and somebody who is not in control of her descent in the air! This is Naomi or uhhh…!” As he had to quickly think of a better quote and line while she had time! "COSMO SKULL!" She bellowed, landing before one of the smaller robots and throwing a punch into its stomach, sending a shock wave travelling through the other side of it, launching it away.

Before one of the robots tried to draw their weapon, aiming it at the sky before a few feathers caused it to jam, the step backwards taken to dodge a small amount of heat that was fired towards her as a warning soon resulting in the Green robot its right arm mounted weapon to be sheared off completely.
The snow in the vicinity completely knocked upwards as the dead grass and cobblestone became visible before it would soon descend down upon them again.


"Cosmo Skull...?"

"Is... It not cool?"

"HAH! I like this one!"

The first initial reaction of their pose was one of silly embarrassment, the words of Cosmo Skull being echoed through the vicinity as the people were starting to make comments about it.
Each time that another person started to cheer for Cosmo Skull, the embarrassment would increase further and further until the snow that was starting to collapse down started to drown out their words as they could continuously feel their cheers within their hearts, as it was giving them a small amount of power as the old-timey buildings that were located in each side of the street as it ran to their left and right made things just more intense when they noticed they had no way to flee if they wanted to prevent them from eliminating everybody.

The green robot was intimidating to say the least, even with the mechanical arm that had that superweapon being completely removed, there was nothing that would stop the initial fear from beating in their hearts as the machine was slowly pulsing in more and more power, multiple cries coming from the metal as he was powering himself up rapidly.
Every single beat of energy that came from the screaming metal started to become much more imposing.

Yet it did not take long for the mechanical body to finish pulsing as the lines of energy that were visible became a brightly lit green.
The palm unfurling as a small array of plasma started to float in the air before causing large clusters of snow to turn super heated into gas, becoming quickly apparent to create zones where they couldn't even move through in the least.
But it didn't even get stopped in the least as the mechanical fucker was capable of moving through them without suffering any damage as his plasma ejecting hand soon dialled it up to eleven with an energy sabre becoming visible.

"HE GETS A LASER SWORD? THE FUCK, THAT'S NOT FAIR" Yelled Naomi

"Methinks he's compensating for something, huh?" Grinned Red, nudging Naomi playfully. While trying to figure out how the fuck she was going to counter this in reality.

However, it did not end there, as the machine would raise his hand, temporarily turning off the sabre before manifesting it again as the Blue-eyed robot would give a quick nod as the arm that was forming became even more intimidating looking.
A massive pulse of energy instantly super heated the snow in the entire street, as many people rushed back inside with burn wounds while the fire cloak using maiden evaporated the snow beforehand quickly as she noticed this to push the smoke away from them as it moved upwards in a barrage of blows.

The dragon-like cannon starting to gather more and more energy as the cobblestone beneath it was slowly starting to be torn to shreds as the three of them couldn't even think of a way to close in without getting an early shot fired at them and tearing them to shreds within mere seconds, this weapon could easily destroy them all at a fraction of the time that would be needed to even charge it...

But she didn't stop charging as she had a smile appear on her face. "You three have managed to defeat one test robot, but this one will be the ultimate end of you all!" She proposed, turning a proposal into reality as the weapon soon had a thick orb of energy starting to float in front of the barrel as she was ready to fire it at any moment before something cut through the air.
A small set of wires as molten metal struck against the machine as the green-eyed cannon charging woman would laugh with a pleasant notion.

"You wasted your only sneak attack on throwing a knife at me!? Fuck it! Time to wing it! I'm gonna blow you to high hell first!" She would say, causing the three to flinch as they wanted to protect him before an intense light appeared to their sides.
The machine went up into the sky as the engines and tubes connected to the weapon were sliced through completely, causing it to spiral out of control before turning the snow cloud above them all into a vortex of energy, as small rays of energy were starting to rain down upon the nearby areas...

Yet as the three looked backward to the guy one final time, he was laying there, coating the snow a brilliant red as he had saved their lives for a moment.

Yet, it wasn't over in the least as the three of them would stand there as their eyes were filled with silent determination as they had their own personal goals with the Blue-eyed fuck trying to leave this battle via an emergency jet pack that was installed, not even realizing he could take advantage with this before two large wings spread behind Naomi and her new friend, Red.

Monet, who had her wings spread would instantly rocket up into the sky forcing Naomi and Red to flip to the side to grasp their own balance back as she would rocket upwards further and further through clouds as she caught up to the fucker with his pack, as he would manifest his blade.
Attempting to slice through Monet as she would simply cross her arms, smiling tenderly before than thirty previously thrown feathers would impact with the arm as she gave not a single emotion besides her cold smile.

Watching the arm be torn to shreds as the components that made it up were being thrown up into the air higher and higher as the explosion from the speed was being propelled upwards too before a single feather ran across the man his back as his jetpack was removed from his back as she would slowly let her arms sink down her body.
Knowing that she had to play along with the fantastical play as she was far away from the others, at a peak where nobody could hear her before spinning her entire body in a full three hundred sixty degrees as her heel slammed into the face of the machine, knocking him down to the ground at an intense speed as she would look at the sky with tears and blush at what she had shouted mere moments ago.
Knowing that she meant every word of it, now that she was free finally with these three 'wing clipping' robots finally removed from their order as she would let her body fall back down~

Enjoying the wind cutting into her body as the snow that was starting to fall became mere streaks around her.

As Red had noticed what was happening, seeing the body starting to drop back down as Monet had eliminated the method of flight that was installed, she would dash forwards after grasping Naomi by the scruff of her neck, throwing her forwards to force her to land on her feet and cup her hands, she would point at the sky.

"Get the fuck ready girl! I am going to take some fuckin' revenge for that fucker eliminating my personal first body, now I have to run around nude like this for a century!?
Fucker is gonna kiss god's ass personally for me!" As she would stomp down onto the extended arms that were cupped by Naomi, causing her entire body to crack the ground beneath them.

Dropping her legs down into the ground as a shock wave shattered almost every window in the street that they were protecting as Red became a mere blur of energy as she was thrown upwards by Naomi while assisted with her own leg strength as she would spin her body, manifesting the flame cloak as a booster of sorts.

Picking up more and more speed before becoming a wheel of the flame itself as she timed her spins at such a pace that she would see her head pass by the guy himself.
Spinning her body to his other side before a plume of flames was projected up into the air upon the impact that she made with her heel against his head, cracking it even further as the speed was increased even further.

Feeling her leg slowly starting to go faint, as she was running out of energy herself as she would stretch herself out in the air before a soft feather wing caught her, helping her land nearby before a single final event would happen.

As Naomi looked upwards, having seen these events unfurl as she was too dumb to plan most things by herself, as she remembered the first time that she was told how to manipulate energy itself from her weapons by Sam.

The Skull shaped capsule for her bike and weapon started to open as the beast revved to her engine as she felt her eye starting to modify itself.
The constantly pulsing energy as she would aim her hand upwards as the mechanical parts that were meant for the blade that she once used were starting to go wrong as she knew she had to control this finer and finer.

Her orange eyes slowly turned a blood red, with green and pink mixed in between before a brilliant blue became visible as lightning started to crawl across the entire city.
The energy that she was starting to gather became more and more intense as she was feeling something unlock from within her own body as the weapon that she was calling from, was failing horrendously, each pulse starting to tear it apart further and further as her bike components were starting to hit against the ground, her entire arm only having taken the base components needed for her attacks at this point.
Each pulse started to grow more and more intense as the lightning was starting to travel upwards to the opponent that was blasting downwards at a speed she never expected to be able to compare to, at a speed she would never expect herself to be able to react to before it all died down.

A single flickering of energy visible at her palm as she started to let a deep breath go, having everything shed of her body, sweat, dirt, everything was instantly evaporated as she would push her palm up towards the sky before balling it into a fist as she waited until the final moment.
Her two fingers, the index and middle finger, were not in a balled fist yet as she was waiting for that tap of metal as it shredded her skin already upon contact.

Feeling that single shiver of contact as she would push the rest of her fist upwards, it all ended at that point as the energy she had been building before instantly shot through the body of the opponent, a single flicker of a flash that made a pillar for a split second as her one eye started to turn back to normal, while the other took longer…
She could see the torn flesh and almost bone of her finger as it started to regenerate already as she turned around and was walking away with the body of the person frozen in the air itself before a frozen sensation started to become apparent.

Large crystals starting to form from within the body as they were starting to tear their way outwards, as if trying to shred the body completely before falling to the ground in slow motion to the vision of others.

And when it did strike the ground upon the final impact, it would turn to small fragments of dust into the wind, as the grasp of that energy slowly went away, with a single sliver remaining as she was uncertain of what this was with her entire body starting to feel the pain from almost losing everybody before it was replaced with worry as she ran towards the boy that was bleeding out at this point…

Soon to be assisted by the others, she knew that she had done her best to help these others, and that this would be her first reason on why she would have to eliminate them at this point…

Her first reason on why the Black Lotus had to end.